I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The adults are the big ones right?
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