it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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