I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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