I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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