I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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