question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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