I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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