**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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