Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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