you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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