: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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