Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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