He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Never joke about your clitoris.
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