but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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