It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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