Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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