I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
