i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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