Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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