The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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