then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
