Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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