you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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