you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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