Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That accounts for only three of the penises
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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