Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
