I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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