and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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