Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can you bring me the toilet please
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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