Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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