he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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