and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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