You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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