It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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