is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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