she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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