no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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