So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
