butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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