Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
