i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm always down for nudity.
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