I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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