just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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