Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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