The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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