no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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