Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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