Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
