You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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