all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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